Mae


LIST OF ALBUM REVIEWS:

Destination: Beautiful (2003)
The Everglow (2005)

Tell me about why this band sucks here.


Brief album summaries:


Destination: Beautiful (2003)

This album SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! And I hope the lead singer didn't quit his day job. ... Not that crappy singing isn't going to prevent hopless teenieboppers from buying this hunk of garbage. (But with a nice-looking album cover. The album cover gets an A+. The music within it gets an F.)

Overall Album Score: 4.3 out of 10

Average Song Score: 4.8
Album Tilt: 4.0
Artist Tilt: 4.0

Link to the full review:
Destination: Trash Can


The Everglow (2005)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggg! They do the unthinkable and actually get worse!!! I blow my nose at you, you sons of a silly person!

Overall Album Score: 3.3 out of 10

Average Song Score: 3.9
Album Tilt: 3.0
Artist Tilt: 3.0

Link to the full review:
The Eversuck


fuckyoumaeistheshit@hotmail.com (NAFAN) received July 26, 2005

ok are all you guys fucking kidding me

you people are lame for saying that mae is bad when they are like amazing in the world right now!!!


alliemax84@hotmail.com (allison) received Feb. 1, 2006

i thought you were waaaay to hard on the mae album. puullleeease, there is way crappier music out there. I think they are a talented and melodic band. wtf...go trash falloutboy or sugarcult...something worth trashing. but, i guess it is your job. later.


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