Michael Jackson


LIST OF ALBUM REVIEWS:

Off the Wall (1979)
Thriller (1982)
Bad (1987)
Dangerous (1991)
HIStory Vol. 2 (1995)
Blood on the Dance Floor (1997)

Michael Jackson says e-mail your thoughts about this freak here, or beat it.


Brief album summaries:


Off the Wall (1979)

Keep on with the force don't stop. Don't stop 'till you get enough *kick in the groin*

Overall Album Score: 8.1 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.3
Album Tilt: 8.0
Artist Tilt: 8.0

Link to the full review:
Off to the Mall


Thriller (1982)

They told him don't you ever come around here! Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear! *kick in the groin*

Overall Album Score: 8.7 out of 10

Average Song Score: 9.0
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 8.5

Link to the full review:
Distiller


Bad (1987)

Your butt is mine. Gonna take you right. Just show your face in broad daylight *kick in the groin*

Overall Album Score: 8.6 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.8
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 8.5

Link to the full review:
Naughty


Dangeous (1991)

I took my baby on a Saturday bang. Boy, is that girl with you? Yes, we're one and the same. *huge kick in the groin*

Overall Album Score: 8.1 out of 10

Average Song Score: 8.4
Album Tilt: 8.0
Artist Tilt: 8.0

Link to the full review:
Mangerous


HIStory Vol. 2 (1995)

*kick in the groin*

Overall Album Score: 6.2 out of 10

Average Song Score: 6.5
Album Tilt: 6.0
Artist Tilt: 6.0

Link to the full review:
HIStory Vol. I Don't Care


Blood on the Dance Floor (1997)

*kick in the groin* There's only five new songs on this. *kick in the groin*

Overall Album Score: 7.6 out of 10

Average Song Score: 7.9
Album Tilt: 7.5
Artist Tilt: 7.5

Link to the full review:
Blood on the Fancy Door


xoxpink_marshmallowsxox@hotmail.com (afraid of wako) received June 8, 2005

MIchale jackson
is a freaky man!
hes pretty freaky!

ahhh!!
i would be so scared to see him
i'd probably sh*t myself


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