The Band


"We're too cool to have a real name."

LIST OF ALBUM REVIEWS:

Music From Big Pink (1968)
The Band (1969)
Stage Fright (1970)
Cahoots (1971)
Northern Lights, Southern Cross (1975)
Islands (1977)

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Brief album summaries:


Music From Big Pink (1968)

The Band ... who is famous ... made this really super Americana (even though I believe they are Canadian) album that hippies and former-hippies alike really love. Everyone else is either a Britney Spears fan or just really weird. ... Or normal but with good taste ... ... ... Oh, I don't know what I'm talking about. Just listen to this album. You won't regret it.

Overall Album Score: A- (9.2 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 9.1
Album Tilt: 9.0
Artist Tilt: 9.5

Link to the full review:
Music From Big Pink Bottom


The Band (1969)

!!!!!!!!!! ... Everyone who ever loved this album is utterly, completely and 100 percent correct!!!!!!!!! This is just a great album. Plain and simple. Great melodies, great atmosphere and an even greater personality.

Overall Album Score: A+ (9.8 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 9.5
Album Tilt: 10
Artist Tilt: 10

Link to the full review:
The BANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Stage Fright (1970)

Everybody in the world is right ... this is a disappointing follow-up. But not a horrible album in it's own right, even though it's completely and utterly and mind-alteringly BORINGGGGG!!!

Overall Album Score: B- (8.2 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 8.7
Album Tilt: 8.0
Artist Tilt: 8.0

Link to the full review:
Stage Plight


Cahoots (1971)

Cahoots! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!! *makes fart noise with lips* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!

Overall Album Score: C+ (7.8 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 8.0
Album Tilt: 7.5
Artist Tilt: 7.5

Link to the full review:
Old Coots


Northern Lights, Southern Cross (1975)

Well ... They're lighter, but better, I sayssss... *makes another fart noise with lips*

Overall Album Score: B (8.7 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 9.0
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 8.5

Link to the full review:
Northern Fights, Southern Loss


Islands (1977)

The final Band studio album. And Jimmy Carter won!!! Yayyyy, gasoline inflation...

Overall Album Score: B- (8.1 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 8.4
Album Tilt: 8.0
Artist Tilt: 8.0

Link to the full review:
Pie-Lands


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