Marc Anthony


LIST OF ALBUM REVIEWS:

Otra Nota (1993)
Todos a Su Tiempo (1995)
Contra La Corriente (1997)
Marc Anthony (1999)
Libre (2001)
Mended (2002)
Amar Sin Mentiras (2004)

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Brief album summaries:


Otra Nota (1993)

Hello, peeps! Are you ready for ONE WICKED BURRITO?

Overall Album Score: D (6.5 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 7.1
Album Tilt: 6.5
Artist Tilt: 6.0

Link to the full review:
Otra Nota: The Vegetable


Todos a Su Tiempo (1995)

Ole! Marc Anthony loses a bit of that sexy salsa and his burrito loses much of its spice. Oh well.

Overall Album Score: E (4.9 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 5.8
Album Tilt: 4.5
Artist Tilt: 4.5

Link to the full review:
Todos a Su Tiempo in Bed


Contra La Corriente (1997)

Oye! Marc Anthony's burrito is still spice-less, but this one didn't give me el gas-o!

Overall Album Score: C (7.5 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 8.1
Album Tilt: 7.5
Artist Tilt: 7.0

Link to the full review:
Contra La Corriente Smells Like What I Had For Dinner


Marc Anthony (1999)

Uh oh ... it's 1999 and musicians like Marc Anthony are suddenly starting to become popular? What do you do? ... Well, Marc decided to drop 88 percent of whatever Latin was in his music for starters ...

Overall Album Score: D (6.6 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 7.2
Album Tilt: 6.0
Artist Tilt: 6.5

Link to the full review:
Marc Anthony [is Fried]


Libre (2001)

Libre! Libre! Libre! ... Whatever ... I just want to know why Marc Anthony couldn't have been this darn good from the very beginning. Libre is a very strong salsa album ... it's certainly not perfect, though.

Overall Album Score: C+ (7.9 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 8.1
Album Tilt: 8.5
Artist Tilt: 7.0

Link to the full review:
Life, Libre, and the Pursuit of Sappiness


Mended (2002)

... ... Well, this is a disappointment! Libre was almost *good* ... this one hardly has a good bone in its entire body.

Overall Album Score: E (5.7 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 6.1
Album Tilt: 5.5
Artist Tilt: 5.5

Link to the full review:
Fender-Mended


Amar Sin Mentiras (2004)

A complete waste of time, but this song full of romantic songs sung in a stupid foreign language isn't half bad. I barfed most pleasantly.

Overall Album Score: C (7.4 out of 10)

Average Song Score: 7.7
Album Tilt: 7.5
Artist Tilt: 7.0

Link to the full review:
Amar Sin My Butt


pedroandino@msn.com (pedro andino) received Feb. 27, 2006

que baboso!

Don Ignacio responds: Oui!


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